i went to texas on a big silver plane with 4 engines. we were attended to by naked stewardesses who served us pinocoladas. i had jet-lag when i got there. I played a gig in austin. it was good apart from the rest of the band and the audience. some american people said they liked our music. but as my nana always says ooh is that a dark cloud it looks like rain tut tut. oh and you can't trust americans apparently. i stayed up late with my jet lag and lost all powers of communication. i saw a gig on a roof-top. i poked a dead pigeon with a stick. i drove a miniature 3 cylinder car 180 miles to houston and back to see some space rockets. I like big rockets. i had some beef ribs which were large with red sauce. i saw a girl with a nice belly. i saw a supermarket with live lobsters in a tank. i went to a cinema where you can order beer and food and a waitress brings it during the film. i saw a dead cadilac in the desert. i saw a wild turkey. i saw some catfish in a swimming pool. I used the cruise control on my chevrolet hire car. i paddled a canoe down the rio grande. i saw some mud huts with satellite dishes in mexico. i ate a baked potato the size of a jack russel. i saw some oil wells. i saw some rattle snake skin boots. i stayed in a motel which had a cockroach in the sink. and i slipped
over in mocking bird shit. oh really?