Lazarus Clamp recommend  
 
Euchre
Tok
Coffee
Cake
Reading books
Counterstrike
TV
Folk music
Brighton
Austin
Swaledale
London
Finnicky finger food
Gigs in arts centres
Hitting stuff and breaking it
Kites
Pirates
Clowns
Monkeys
Boxy an Star
Jim Dodge
Womanising (no women required when you do this the L-Clamp way!)
Conversing with strangers in the style of Michael Caine ('Wot .. is .. your BLAHDDY .. NAME?')
Low
The North
Drink
Lazarus Clamp do not recommend  
 
Drink
The South
Clannad
Dates
Practice
Capitalism
PR
Squat gigs
Saxophones